84. Con-life

[insert usual lame excuse about not posting for months here] The new life in Indiana is going well. My eldest daughter has moved down with me for the summer because Dad will pay her the most, not because she actually wants to be here. Soon the Summer will be over and she can scoot backContinue reading “84. Con-life”

83. Here I Am.

Shhh. It’s all quiet here! Nothing to see, move along. OK, sorry to my regular readers for the lack of posts but things have been a little busy in the real world. Some of you may remember THIS post. Well it is happened again. As you know for the last ten years I’ve lived justContinue reading “83. Here I Am.”

82. True Story.

I want to tell you a tale, possibly a short one, but true none the less. It is about the time I played for Newcastle United. Being a lifelong Ipswich Town fan of course I would have loved to have played for them, but things never work out that way. And as Sir Bobby RobsonContinue reading “82. True Story.”

81. New Years and Paperbags

Eat, Drink and be merry my friends. tis the season to be jolly. And also the season to say to every Mayan you meet “Liar, Liar, pants on Fire.” This year has been highly unproductive and I have wasted a lot of time doing very little. I have drunk many beers, eaten many, many chickenContinue reading “81. New Years and Paperbags”

80. Detroit 2 – Pics From Above. And others.

I’ve written about Detroit before but I thought I’d share with you a few pics I took. My Mum and my Sister just come over for a visit and so we had a nose around the city. We decided to take a tour of the Renascence Center.  On the tour they tell you all the interesting factsContinue reading “80. Detroit 2 – Pics From Above. And others.”

79. American-English

A year ago I started this blog with no expectations. I just wanted to write about nothing and make people laugh at some silly stuff. I’ve been amazed how well it has been received and love all the great comments. I’ve read back over the first couple of posts I made a few years agoContinue reading “79. American-English”

78. A Message to America

A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II … In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effectiveContinue reading “78. A Message to America”

77. All That Jazz.

O.K. it is going to be one of those days. I just spent a couple of minutes trying to delete a full stop (period) that wouldn’t disappear. Back and forth I went with the cursor and the little bugger wouldn’t move. I slapped myself in the head when I got rid of the annoying punctuationContinue reading “77. All That Jazz.”

76. Splish Splash.

There comes a time in everyone’s life where you have to make the decision. Sink or swim. I’m not talking about the struggles of life, I’m talking about the day when you get thrown in a swimming pool and splash about and hope you stay on the surface. I’m not sure if it still happensContinue reading “76. Splish Splash.”